You're all in luck, though. I actually wrote this post while I was ON MY CRUISE!!! Yes, I'm just posting it now...but it was written as it happened. I ramble. I'll stop. Here you go:
15 Things I learned on my Cruise
1. Free ice cream 24/7 is one of the best ideas out there.
2. Shaving one's legs when they're ridiculously sunburned may be one of the worst ideas ever. EV-ER.
3. Del Sol fingernail polish is the best thing invented.
4. I may not be able to survive day to day life without a two hour nap before dinner.
5. A burger a day...and yes, I still love them.
6. Cruise ships = bizarre dreams. Joe's snoring equals the joker...ghosts tear off my sheets...some kid losing his brains. No biggie.
7. I really DO like to read. I just forgot. Nothing is going to get done at my house ever again.
8. I really am afraid of fish. And being in the ocean. Really.
9. I always have and probably always will have a soft spot for cats. They were my favorite animals at the zoo.
10. I love air conditioning.
11. I should probably work on my "I hate Americans" attitude...seeing as I am one.
12. I'm too chicken to say thank you in Tagalog.
13. Oreos will always be tasty...no matter which country I'm in.
14. Watching a movie in a pool is AWESOME.
15. My toe ring isn't a fan of salt water.
Yes...most of these statements have a story behind them...such as number 2...I burned my legs so badly I couldn't walk on them for a day. Number 6? Yeah, I woke up crying because of that kid that lost his brains. Maybe one day I'll elaborate, but for now...that is all.
